#commit crimes perhaps

[inbox-to-the-void]

Bunny Dream (Dsmp) and Bunny Techno (Osmp), likely about to steal carrots from someone Bunny Dream, a Technoblade, and rivals duo content for @simplepotatofarmer

[IMAGE ID: A digital drawing of rivals duo. However, Dream is from the dsmp and Techno is from the osmp. They're both rabbit hybrids with prosthetics on their right legs, though Dream's isn't obvious while Techno's is quite obvious. Dream is wrapped in Dsmp Techno's cloak, though Dsmp Techno isn't included in the drawing. Osmp Techno is missing his overalls. END ID]

[crownedwithstars]

I don't personally think this is even a particularly hot take, although you might think so judging by how much you see Noldor bias in the Silm fandom, but just hear me out:

Olwë doesn't owe the Noldor and/or Fëanor shit. His refusal to give the ships doesn't mean he doesn't care about his kin in Middle-earth. He has every reason to be suspicious of Fëanor and his company just showing up at Alqualondë, demanding for ships. He is not and never was involved with the unrest of the Noldor and at this point probably has only a vague idea of what has happened. He probably thinks something ought to be done about the attack on the Trees and undoubtedly is sorry for Finwë's death, but is that going to be managed by a crazed Fëanor leading only a small group of Noldor? Yeah, that's weird. If this were a Valar-approved mission, then it would be more orderly, Eönwë or some other high-ranking Maia would be commanding it, and the rest of the Noldor and Vanyar would be there, too. Or, they would not just show up requesting passage - there would be messages and planning and preparations, not angry and heated demands.

Olwë and Teleri were never involved in the Morgoth debacle because Morgoth thought about them as useless, so the atmosphere at Alqualondë would be very different than in Tirion. They are content in their circumstances and are not interested in going back to Middle-earth. They don't want to go on a potentially dangerous journey on a moment's notice, their ships are as precious to them as the Silmarils are to Fëanor, and they probably want to hear what the Valar say about this all. Perhaps they even have concerns about whether their ships can sail all the way to Beleriand.

Look, I like Noldor as much as the next person but not everything is about them.

[ladykyriaa]

I adore this tiny little murderer actually

He's just a princess your honour

[wildspectre]

Random tangent incoming but one thing that always fascinated me about Saturday's character is that he doesn't seem to have a clear role in Blakk Industries.

Like C.C was a well-respected slinger so he was likely recruited to raise the general opinion of Blakk Industries, Nacho is an enforcer which I assume mostly means he scares people into giving Blakk what he wants, Twist is Blakk's apprentice, and the large group of mercenary characters Blakk recruits in the trade (which includes Locke and Lode) are most likely either there to A: raise public interest in ghouls kinda like what C.C is there for or B: to do tasks for Blakk that aren't important enough to do himself or send Nacho to do but that he can't just send one of the random unnamed guards to complete.

But Saturday's whole thing is mind control which could be useful to Blakk but Saturday seems way more interested in using that power for his own gain. After all, Blakk wouldn't have any use for the stolen big screen TVs or couch cushions from Caverna Mall

Not to mention Saturday has some lines suggesting that his role in Blakk Industries might be a bit more complicated like "Blakk may have given me the ghoul tech, but I work for no one but myself" in Dawn of the Slug or when he says "I am a business man and this is strictly business!.. although I am running a little low on ghouls Dr. Blakk." after Eli calls him another one of Blakk's minions

I'm probably thinking way too hard about this but I am curious to hear what anyone else might think about this.

This has been a certified Wildspectre rant

[elitehoe]

I do believe that Joe choking out the aew world champion is a very reasonable skip in the line 👀

[lala-blahblah]

I will never make this because it would be for an audience of one (me) but ever since reading "If we Were Villains" (story about serious drama kids in college who perform shakespeare and deal with a murder) I have been entertaining the thought of a crack fic crossover with High School Musical The Musical The Series where the staff decides they will no longer put on shakespeare after the tragic accident that happened at Thanksgiving, because Shakespeare plays would only increase the tension and drama. So they hire Ms. Jen who decides their spring play will actually be High School Musical (which exists in the 90s in this universe) and it ruins the vibe so much that everyone gives up on being dark and mysterious because they're universally pissed at Ms Jen for making them learn choreoraphed basketball dancing.

[astrayartist]

“Let’s make a deal, shall we?”

CAINE! I made this as a gift for someone.

@notjustdragonspages

@3v0ny @ghostbroccoli @c4psaic1n

[scrawnytreedemon]

Saw another comment somewhere regarding their own teenage disappointment upon finding that the rest of Zant's features didn't live up to his lips, and that gave me the motivation to draw something that's been on my mind for years:

What if they did?

[Further Rambling Beneath Cut]

This is... throwing me for a loop, lmao. Now granted, Hyrule Warriors did wonders in beautifying this (not-so-)little freak, but man. I prefer how he looks already, and if anything play up the non-conventional angle. It's been wild purposefully aiming for a conventionally attractive face again, something I haven't done in years. I usually try to throw in other details to shake it up a bit.

He'd need more of an outfit change(perhaps some free-flowing locks) before he could reach Full Sexy™, so I guess there's that to play with.

God, this is cursed.

[steelycunt]

i do feel we don’t do nicknames as well as we used to. millennials may indeed have killed the nickname industry. they just aren’t as good any more. aren’t as popular. you might get the odd shortening of a name, sure. your ellies. your mats. even your single initial nicknames. certain people only call me by my surname. but there’s no creativity in it anymore. it used to be an art. my mum has a friend that everyone calls chalky because his surname is white. my dad has a friend they still call sparky. he’s in his late fifties. can you imagine everyone committing to the bit like that nowadays? you try and get sparky to catch on nowadays. you seen the disdain you’re met with. people will just turn away from you. my mum and her best friend made up a meaningless nickname for my grandmother when they were children and that was the name her flowers spelt out at her funeral. what happened to that. nicknames just aren’t clever anymore. no one’s willing to put the work in. it’s like no one cares. head in my fucking hands.

[age-of-moonknight]

“Blood Moon, Blood Brothers,” Phases of the Moon Knight (Vol. 1/2024), #4.

Writer: Tom Waltz; Pencilers and Inkers: Ken Lashley and Brian Level; Colorists: Dono Sanchez-Almara, Erick Arciniega, and Antonio Fabela; Letterer: Cory Petit

[ovriit]

" i don't think you're understanding the gravity of the situation right now ! " panic rings through her voice, eyes wide with fear. / @lvciddreamt

[queer-omens-in-the-archives]

I was SO motivated to do some HTML (been meaning to host a text walkthrough for D.Nd: Poisoned on our Neocities (due to we could not find any good text walkthroughs when we replayed the game a few months back) and we got a pretty good start yesterday :3c) but the Neocities editor is NOT working today. Which is fucking sucks because 1. I want to chillax after I got done a whole entire haircut + some pretty harrowing paperwork things earlier AND MORE IMPORTANTLY 2. there's nothing else I want to be doing right now. Like. Why!!! Let me in!!!!!! Let me iiiiinnnn!!!!!!!!! >:(

[jorvikwildhorse]

lisa and alex seem to have swapped horses for the day

[chickensoupleg]

oooh ok if you’re wanting prompts- robin chrissy and heather’s days off finally align, but they all have different things they want to do together. do they bicker? make a plan? compromise?? 👀

So I'm imagining they all have entirely separate jobs because of course they do. Robin's got her job doing whatever, let's say she's managed to snag a job (With Steve of course that's her work best friend never leave home without him) at the local Waffle House so her work hours are weird and sometimes she's going to bed the moment her wives wake up, Chrissy is working as a gymnastic coach, and Heather has somehow gotten herself into being a volunteer firefighter. Chrissy has the most flexible schedule (Get it) out of all of them.

They do love their jobs, but man is it brutal on their date nights.

Eventually they do manage to get a weekend together, and of course they don't want to waste it!

Problem is the how. Heather just wants to have a normal date night so she wants to go out and eat after a nice walk around town. Robin doesn't want to be near a restaurant because she is positive the waitress mentality will embarrass her in front of everyone ('Babe you work at a Waffle House it's not that fancy.') ('Heather baby my sweet sweet flaming ball of my miserable yet enchanting life I will accidentally walk into the kitchen if I'm not careful.') ('... Robbie why would you be in the kitchen?') ('Tickets.') ('Ah.')

Chrissy wants to spend the entire time in the house, cuddled up with each other and being lesbian wives doing lesbian wife things like holding hands and see how close they are to succumbing to building furniture for fun. As sweet and relaxing as that sounds somehow it feels like a waste just being home and doing absolutely nothing. They're not gonna have this much time again for a long while they might as well use it! (They do sleep in bed a little longer together regardless. Chrissy is a lump in the blankets, Robin has sprawled over everything, and Heather is octopused around the closest things which are usually either her girls or a pillow)

Robin wants to commit crimes of the loving but frankly a little concerning kind.

We can't let Robin commit crimes.

No matter how much Chrissy and Heather also want to commit crimes.

So they do bicker for a while over the span of a week before the actual days off in the form of many, many sticky notes stuck to bathroom mirrors, passing conversations, muttered sleepy time musings, messengers in the form of sending whoever they could convince to go between work places, phone calls, and even one (1) point in time where they were just in the same bathroom together.

In the end they ask Steve, date-life extraordinaire, for advice, who just tells them (in a fit of this man was rudely awoken) something about how girls like spas and stargazing. He's totally making something up.

It gives Robin an idea immediately, even if it makes no sense and takes a little convincing. A nice and relaxing spa day followed by shuffling off into the wilderness and laying underneath the stars! Perfect! No sitting around at home but also plenty of relaxation and being all date-y!

(It ends up being the greatest date night ever.)

(Even though Steve is a little worried when Robin came back with a photo of them in a tree while a bear was sniffing around at the bottom.)

(And when Heather came in to regale the tale of how Robin does not believe she could wrestle a bear.)

(... And how Chrissy accidentally kicked a bear in the face and apologised as told by Chrissy herself.)

[thousand-winters]

Rereading TID I have realized I forgot a LOT, mostly because I haven't read these books in many years, but that's sort of fun, I'm delighted at finding details I had forgotten about.

But you know what, I don't think we talk enough about that one Tessa-Mortmain confrontation at the end of Clockwork Angel. No matter how much I forgot, now that I remembered so clearly.

It's just a very clever and fun scene. Crafty ways to temporarily win a fight when you're not a warrior. Also delightful historic reference.

[volturialice]

just started the third expanse book and I'm already so obsessed with clarissa. ghurosivsacsj you delulu little affluenza daddy issues insane terrorist. imagine murdering thousands and only being upset that your dad (who murdered millions) might find out. girLIE